Elaine: George I was just reading this thing in the papers, it's amazing!
George: I know I was just telling them the story.
Kramer: Come on George, finish the story.
George: The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man
return soup at a deli!
(Jerry gives Kramer a "what the h-" glance)
George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great
appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was
foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,
"Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling
something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing
I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave
like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face
with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing
on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached
my hand and pulled out the obstruction!
(George pulls out of the inside pocket a golf ball)
(Jerry and George just stare at Kramer)
Kramer: What is that a Titleist? A hole in one eh.
Jerry: Well the crowd most have gone wild!
George: Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like
Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We
both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so
beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not
Jerry: Wow! What'd she say?
George: She told me to "Go to hell!" and I took the bus